ROTFLMAO
that’s about the size of it
promise the idiot voters the moon
then do whatever the folk you please
fly the Air Force down the Hudson laughing your ass off
have a boyfriend in the White House
bow to the Saudi “king”
maul the ugly Queen of England, give a cheapo dvd set to the Prime Minister
apologize for being insulting to barbarian cultures
threaten investors with siccing the loser white house press dogs on them
need I go on
0bama’s gonna make Bill Clinton look like a piker when it comes to avoiding hard issues that could affect his poll ratings.