Don'cha just love these laws? Yeah, you can have a gun, but first, you have to fill the barrel with solder, lock the trigger, and keep it in a safe that takes 15 minutes to open. You must obtain a license, learn to speak French and Chinese, and check in with the gun czar twice a week. You're required to fingerprint each cartridge and send three copies of the prints to your local gun-control bureau. You are required by law to call 911 before using your firearm in an emergency situation. Failure to comply with the tiniest of these regulations (you must be well regulated) will result in an instant felony conviction without due process (you were warned) and a confiscation of
all both of the firearms that you are allowed to possess. Get ready to be prosecuted, investigated, chopped, pressed, and folded if you somehow manage to protect yourself with your firearm, but since you are much more likely to die before help can arrive (see above), you'll probably escape that. Best wishes from the zer0 administration.
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