[Liz]

"Ach der lieber. Kaleefurneeah bahnkvupt?

Maibee ai go trow Maria off ov dah ski livt at Sun Valley.
Ai gotda getda nashynal symputty ven anudder Kenedey goes kaputz."

" Chonny and Wooty, ai gotda vunny veeling dah Reepublucan Potty tinks
RINOS are pure crapola. Ai hear RINOS kin getz jops as Val-Mart greetahs,
Home Depot paint mixahs, McD's ketchop pumpahs, undt vaitahs at Ved Lopstah."

[exit82]

Ah putz ze plasteek ovah da keybood und scrin befoa I red yur post.

Safed me bik buks.

Safed me so much I vill go und eat at Ved Lobstah now.