If Plastic Surgery Won’t Convince You, What Will? (free boob job for nurses)

NYT ^ | 05/25/09 | DAN BILEFSKY

[TigerLikesRooster]

If Plastic Surgery Won’t Convince You, What Will?

By DAN BILEFSKY

PRAGUE — When Petra Kalivodova, a 31-year-old nurse, was considering whether to renew her contract at a private health clinic here, special perks helped clinch the deal: free German lessons, five weeks of vacation, and a range of plastic-surgery options, including complimentary silicone-enhanced breasts.

“I would rather have plastic surgery than a free car,” said Ms. Kalivodova, who opted for cosmetic breast surgery that would normally cost €2,600, or about $3,500, as well as liposuction on her thighs and stomach. These were physical enhancements, she said, that she could not afford on her €1,000 a month salary.

“I feel better when I look in the mirror,” she added. “We were always taught that if a nurse is nice, intelligent, loves her work and looks attractive, then patients will recover faster.”

Petra Kalivodova, 31, a nurse, was motivated to accept an offer from the Iscare Clinic in Prague by complimentary cosmetic breast surgery.

[TigerLikesRooster]

Financially strained American nurses should sign up for stint in Czech Republic, getting a steady job and a free boob job.

[IDFbunny]

Czech Girls are pretty and that accent is cool.

[incredulous joe]

Not a great angle, but them boobages that she’s got there look just fine to me.

How ‘bout an infusion of common sense?

[KoRn]

Since my wife is a nurse, I’m all for this!

[kcvl]

I would rather have plastic surgery than a free car,” said Ms. Kalivodova

IMO, that's sick.

[llevrok]

She doesn’t look like she needs anything but some common sense.

[TChad]

I have said it before and I will say ti again. If a woman wants to mutilate her body in order to look more attractive, her first choice should be a lip plate.

[incredulous joe]

We get Russian “Svetlanas’ working at the beach in Delaware.

Beautiful young women! Hard workers. Killer accents! Fine boobages.

But check out the ankles for the shape of things to come after childbirthing!

[Squantos]

German lessons an new hooters ......ROTFLMAO !!!

[MediaMole]

The nurses I know in the US are making far, far more than 1000 Euros a month.

[ansel12]

Considering everything that nurses do for us, it is the least we can do for them.

[incredulous joe]

What will male RNs in the US get?

[stentorian conservative]

Wide open question alert. . .

[greatdefender]

The bill

[LukeL]

I wonder which one her husband would have more fun with.

[incredulous joe]

www.instantrimshot.com

[KarlInOhio]

You get your left enhancement now. You only get your right one upon completion of the contract.

[JRios1968]

I would rather have plastic surgery than a free car,” said Ms. Kalivodova

IMO, that's sick.

Why? With bigger boobs, she won't have problems getting rides or even cars.

[dalereed]

“What will male RNs in the US get?”

From me, a request for a foxy female replacement!