“Why don’t you grow a pair and invite Todd on your show!”
Bring A-Rod in on the same show. Todd and A-Rod could take turns correcting Letterman’s attitude.
Or better yet, another comedian. Larry the Cable Guy could beat the stuffing out of Dave and call it just a joke.
WHAP!!!! “That there’s funny now, that is.....” BAM! POW! “Lord forgive me...” SLAM!!! “be with the starvin’ pygmies in New Guinea....”
I’d record that—oh yeah!