[Milhous]

What's a difference between G-d and Obama?

G-d asks for worship only once a week.


When you cross Obama with Letterman what do you get?

An empty suit with a posterior on top.


Top 10 differences between Letterman and A-Rod's posterior:

10. Letterman looks uglier

9. CBS moons its viewers with Letterman

8. Letterman stays dirty

7. A catharsis leaves Letterman angry

6. Letterman sounds dimmer

5. Letterman's stench makes Chuck Schumer puke

4. K-Y is not needed to perform an endoscopy on Letterman

3. Letterman spews more toxins

2. Getting to know Letterman is too perverted for Anderson Cooper

1. Letterman makes Barney Frank feel very small

[IMissPresidentReagan]

*L* Good ones....

Palin spokesperson response to David Letterman’s invite:

Statement from Meghan Stapleton, Palin spokesperson
Today at 11:08am
“The Palins have no intention of providing a ratings boost for David Letterman by appearing on his show. Plus, it would be wise to keep Willow away from David Letterman.”

[Biggirl]

Plus you know when you have missed Jay Leno is when Dave Letterman is spewing all kinds of garbage now that Leno is not on the Tonight Show to keep Letterman in check.