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10) The Wonderful Job Katie Couric is doing.

9) Buttafucio! Buttafucio! Buttafucio!

8) The geezers who still watch CBS are dying off.

7) People have figured out Andy Rooney isn’t funny.

6) There’s more money in “shovel ready” jobs.

5) The US Government is rumored to be considering a CBS bailout.

4) CBS correspondants in Iran voted for Ahmadinejad.

3) Jane Harmon called the guys who run CBS before her hearings on the “Fairness Doctrine”.

2) The studio is being Bulldozed as a part of Obama’s “downsizing” of American cities.

1) Letterman in typical unbiased, non-partisan left wing fashion pissed a bunch of people off and treated them like they were stupid.

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Oops - I mean: Top Ten Reasons Letterman lost an advertiser

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Applause, applause!

...and a few chuckles.