“.. HE put his wife and kid out there after all, so they’re fair game..”
He keeps TELLING STORIES and showing pictures of the little bastard on his show...and talking about how lousy his marriage was, etc...IT’S ALL IN FUN, DAVE...
Letterman is old and gray,
He never has a funny day.
His homely wife looks like a poodle,
That’s why I say to Dave, FUDL!
IT’S JUST A JOKE DAVE! NOW CUT THAT OUT!