[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"I can just see some crazed Jihadist trying to board a plane with a vibrator and petroleum jelly."

But where is his Camel and Goat?

[parsifal]

That’s the nefarious part. Goats, camels and other livestock would be in the cargo hold. No access. The jihadist would have to smuggle the petroleum jelly in some body cavity. Then, sneak off to the bathroom with his personal stimulation device (vibrator) and work up enough friction to cause the ignition.

parsy, who doesn’t even want to imagine this.