Helen Thomas and John Kerry walk into the bar. Bartender says: “Hey, where did you find that old wretched, wrinkled up, butt ugly, lying sack of crap?”
Kerry says: “I found her on my way over here.”
Bartender says: “Excuse me, I was talking to Helen.”
You just HAD to mention Kerry and Thomas in the same post,didn’t you?Things that make you go EEEWWWWWWWWWW.
> Helen Thomas and John Kerry walk into the bar. Bartender says: “Hey, where did you find that old wretched, wrinkled up, butt ugly, lying sack of crap?”
Kerry says: “I found her on my way over here.”
Bartender says: “Excuse me, I was talking to Helen.”<
LOl! That made my night.