[Longdriver]

“John Kerry and a horse walk into a bar...
the bartender says “ So,why the long faces?...”

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John Kerry walks into a bar, riding a horse.
the bartender says “ Can I help you?”
Horse says: “Yeah, get this asshole off me!!”

[MrB]

John Kerry walks into a bar with a frog on his head.
Bartender says “hey, where’d you get that?”
Frog says “well, it started out as a wart on my butt”

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

John Kerry walks into a bar, riding a horse.
the bartender says “ Can I help you?”
Horse says: “Yeah, get this asshole off me!!”

The bartender says...Not till his drunk wife finishes Blxwing me.