"Yes, almost as nice as Sarah Palin’s legs."
Backstabber, shape-shifter Mitt ("Promise them anything") Romney:
"You, my slaves, servants, and subjects shall embrace
the coming attacks on Gov. Palin, on her children, on Gov. Jindal
and the other GOP governors as we expose scandal after scandal.
Create, then support, our attacks from our northern lands,
from our bought media, and from our plants within the Obama team.
I will gain GOP favor by condemning the attacks and
ordering it opposed from our lands in the south.
Whichever way the tide runs, only I will be left standing. "
