Conspiracy Theory for Today:
The Usurper wants the NKs to launch on Hawai’i. He further wants them to succeed.
He will claim that all our anti-missile efforts failed, that no more money should be spent on advanced military systems and, at the same time, the conflagration will destroy a nasty little piece of incriminating evidence that’s locked away in Hawai’i’s official records.
“Birth Certificate lost in nuclear explosion” beats “The dog ate my homework” everytime.
He could also point out that a nuclear explosion has a small carbon footprint. Just trying to help.