Posted on 07/01/2009 8:24:31 PM PDT by Libloather
This crisis must be addressed by one with experience.
We called them clam diggers.
I crack myself up!
I hope we have concentration camp cells near each other.... ;^)
They won't take me alive, but I'll give you directions to my secret bayou hideaway ;-)
Actually, capris are “out” this year. I gave all of mine to my unknowing sister. ;-)
I know, I know...that’s what all you guys say when I make that crack... ;^)
Yeah me too. I was just telling my daughter about MJ and his little white kids. I bet it really does gall the black community and his family.
I remember Old Crusty well. This one is one of my top 5 personal favorites. The last line is probably my favorite from any song.
MIDI: CAMP GRENADA —http://www.geocities.com/TheTropics/Shores/6375/page2.html
Hey black pant suit…are you dusty…worn by Rodham…are you crusty?
For two decades…you have lasted…you’d not squeeze her big butt if sometime she fasted
You had touched the…evil lady…when the softballs…came from Katie
Once you thought you’d…really lost ‘er…when she took you off to dump her boyfriend Foster
You were there for…depositions…she proclaimed them…inquisitions
There was comfort…you’re providing…on the day the billing records she was hiding
Are you wool or…polyester…Carville may know…go ask Chester
You can’t fit a-…round her belly…you need washing…Pakistanis say you’re smelly
Please be honest…was she plastered…when she screamed “You F.J. Bastard”
Did she hurl…when she read “Leaves of Grass” was given to that porky girl
Would you welcome the excitement…if you’re worn to her indictment
And by chance…do you think you’d survive if she should wet her pants
Wait a minute…is “exquisite”…what you hear when…lezbos visit
Have you had a…corsage clipped on…like a blue dress please tell us, have you been dripped on
Were you out in the Rose Garden…Bill was late and…begged her pardon
We know there was…trouble plenty…she learned what he did with his Arturo Fuente
Those were the good old days, weren’t they. I think I did a few songs too, but I can’t find them. I bookmarked your link page. I am trying to set up a music room at the house where I can learn keyboard and practice guitar. Have you ever checked out the gunther anderson page with chords and lyrics to a gazillion folk/guitar type songs? You might like it
stay in touch.
parsy, who needs to start doing some vanity posts again
Those were the good old days, weren’t they. I think I did a few songs too, but I can’t find them. I bookmarked your link page. I am trying to set up a music room at the house where I can learn keyboard and practice guitar. Have you ever checked out the gunther anderson page with chords and lyrics to a gazillion folk/guitar type songs? You might like it
stay in touch.
parsy, who needs to start doing some vanity posts again
And while I’m thinking about it....That new photo of BO ogling the 16 year old girl at the G8 meeting deserves a song. Hmmmmmm. Maybe to the tune of “The Girl from Ipanema”
parsy, who will get to work on it unless you beat me to it!
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