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TWITTER: Other Deals offered by the Washington Post
For $25K, Boswell will let Manny Acta tattoo a Nat's W on his a**.
For $500K, Charles Krauthammer will write a series of columns advocating war with a country of your choosing.
For $10,000 the WaPo will review your stimulus package and they won't mention that it promotes socialism!
For $25k, we'll have Woodward write a book on you.
For $250k, it will actually be complimentary.
For $5000, WaPo will let you write the same psychopathic op-ed http://tr.im/qD3b that you wrote in WSJ 3wks ago http://tr.im/qD3y
For $200K Katharine Graham will rise from the grave and shimmy for you.
For $5,000 George F. Will will speak on the topic of your choice without resorting to baseball metaphors
For $10K, Tom Sietsema will finally review Mrs. K's in Silver Spring.
For $25,000, you can have Katharine Weymouth in Katharine Weymouth's house.
For $7000, (Dana) Milbank will whisper "Dick!" to your enemies while wearing a wacky orange duck hunting get-up.
For $29.99, David Broder will take his teeth out.
For $15000 film critic Dan Zak will add a "c."
For $30000 Richard Cohen will fly to your house & yell at those annoying kids on your lawn.
"For $25K, after I do my Baghdad Bob impersonation, I go into my Vinnie Barbarino act."
Who ever wrote this missed a slow, hanging curveball.
It should have been :
For $5,000 George F. Will will speak on the topic of your
For $50,000 George F. Will will speak on the topic of your choice without resorting to baseball metaphors
You have to pay for more to get him to not use baseball as the yardstick for all other human endeavors.