[IronJack]

Conclusion? All beautiful, well-endowed women coming from Mexico must be thoroughly searched. It’s a thankless job but one I’m willing to move to Texas to do.

[verity]

You, sir, are a true patriot.

[Tex-Con-Man]

We’ll let ya’ know if we need any help, but I think we can “handle” it.

(These women are clearly NOT GUILTY until proven innocent.)

[GulfBreeze]

Da$n carpet bagger! We’ll get along fine.

Nothing to see here folks. Move along, move along...