You should check out the new 2010 Government Motors Crapmobile
before you make any final decisions.
You should check out the new 2010 Government Motors Crapmobile
before you make any final decisions.
Beautiful. Not only is it small and a gas sipper, but it has three tiny wheels to reduce the chance of killing insects on the road, with “autoprompters” on the left and right to tell you which way to turn, how fast to drive, why you are about to be stopped by the authorities, and who gets to use your car next. It is super unsafe, creating more health-care jobs, and made of cheap material, ensuring more repair jobs and more manufacturing work to produce replacements.
The plastic dome gives it that space-age, ultra-modern look that is an excellent stand-in for the genuine technological progress we must squash so that more resources can be allocated toward helping the underprivileged reach material parity with the overprivileged. The dome also destroys all bourgeois sense of privacy, allowing authorities and keen citizens alike to keep an eye out for counterrevolutionary activities. Putting the steering wheel on the right makes us more like our romantic left-wing visions of Europeans. No room for more than one passenger dissuades irresponsible reproduction, as well as buying stuff and other capitalist activities. The seats are low, uncomfortable, and tiny, ensuring that few will drive more than 10 miles at a time, and certainly none will be invited to surpass their monthly mileage quota, nor attempt to use such a vehicle to travel to another city or state without registration, letter of approval, and subsequent entry into federal database.
Some quibbles. The Obama sticker could be larger. I cannot tell if that is an opening to the gas tank or the battery - there should be a clear graphical mark as to make transparent smugness a more streamlined endeavor. As an advertisement, this image is disgustingly heteronormative and ethnocentric. Both people in the vehicle should be of ambiguous gender and ethnicity, so as to appeal to the broadest social sentiments of government purchasers.
Hmm...I do kinda like the dual teleprompters. Can I get zero % fianncing?
Is that Obama’ car?
Looks like there’s teleprompters on it.