[john in springfield]

1) Don’t take financial advice from a baseball player.

2) Don’t take financial advice from someone who lives in an $18.5 million house... unless, of course, he’s definitely up around or in the self-made billionaire league.

[Semper Mark]

3) Never take financial advice from anyone who spits tobacco and then adjusts his family jewels with one hand, while holding a stick in the other hand.

Or..." You might be a redneck!”