I started burning wood last winter because the electric costs keep going up.
I can smell my carbon footprint through the whole valley now in the winter.
Don’t worry, that will stop soon too. See, everytime you burn wood, it makes the specked sea fungus start to cry. Greenies just won’t stand for that.
“””I can smell my carbon footprint through the whole valley now in the winter””””
I got hold of a big cedar tree last year and spent three days chopping it up. Oh it smelled gooood burning....
If a carbon footprint has a nice smell, it shouldn't be taxed...
If you are burning old trees, you are actually ‘helping’ the CO2 situation more than Gore et al. Dead trees add to the atmospheric CO2 as they rot and are consumed by termites, etc., so burning them instead of using electricity, coal, or oil is something the the anti-fossil-fuel warm-mongers should like.