Cats are good in burritos.
In a little village in Viet Nam that I visited a few years ago, in an area that had just recently been opened to Western tourists, they eat cat once in the first half of the lunar month, and dog in the 2nd half. (I may have gotten which was to be eaten when backwards).
Any bad luck they experienced the following month would be attributed to their failure to have done so.
And they ate food not unlike the burrito, instead of a flour tortilla, they ate rice based fresh springrolls.
You would probably be enjoyed by a cannibal as well.