(Archives) DFU SONG: Bridge Over Troubled Waters (yes, Ted Kennedy)

DFU news of the day in song ^ | 7-19-09 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

Yes, this slug of a human being actually called Sam Alito "Alioto" during his confirmation. He didn't succeed in killing the nomination but 40 years ago did succeed in killing Mary Jo.

MIDI - BRIDGE OVER TROUBLED WATER

(musical intro)

Alioto, you will be grilled
Before we're done with you, we'll have had our fill
You racist scum, we'll certainly be exposing you
So I am warning you
There's a bridge off of which I'll drive you if you don't withdraw
There's a bridge off of which I'll drive you if you don't withdraw

I failed lifeguard class...you know that
But I float pretty well because I am so fat

My Oldsmobile has been restored to original

So I am warning you
There's a bridge off of which I'll drive you if you don't withdraw
There's a bridge off of which I'll drive you if you don't withdraw

I won't hesitate...like old times

We know that Oldsmobile just cannot stop on a dime
And in my hand will be a bottle for company

So I am warning you
There's a bridge off of which I'll drive you if you don't withdraw
There's a bridge off of which I will drive you if you don't withdraw

Withdraw

[Kansas58]

In honor of Mary Joe, and “Health Care Reform” should include swimming lessons, CPR lessons, and mandatory training on how to walk into a fire station and report on women who are still alive in the car that you just drove off the bridge!