That “spitballs” line was one of the all time classics.
I remember Chrissie M. challenging Zell on that to which Zell replied “Chris, do you know what a metaphor is”?
I’m sure it’s on youtube somewhere. Hilarious. Laura Ingraham had a field day with that exchange.
“Armed with what? Spitballs?” was my tagline for quite some time after that.
“Get outta my face”
and
“I wish we still lived in the days when you could challenge someone to a duel”
are still my favorites.