[antiRepublicrat]

Not sure what you can do about users who can't read, though.

I would say "Monkey hit the button," but apparently your humans can't even find the button. They'll always build a better idiot.

[Still Thinking]

I would say "Monkey hit the button," but apparently your humans can't even find the button.

Sometimes both hands are occupied in an attempt to find their rectum, and even then they have fits trying to find a way to hold the flashlight.