CALLER: Thank you, Rush. Very good to talk to you.
RUSH: Thank you very much, sir.
CALLER: Wow. (laughing) I wanted to talk about your means of speeding up your program. I cannot understand the -- the accelerated speed that you're doing with Obama's voice and everybody else's.
RUSH: Well, I'm not doing everybody's audio. We're only speeding up Obama, Pelosi and Barney Frank -- and maybe today James Carville.
CALLER: I understand the need to save time.
RUSH: No, it has nothing to do with saving time. It's two things. These people are running at breakneck speed to force a debacle down our throat. I'm just trying to illustrate the breakneck speed -- the disastrous, dangerous speed -- with which they're proceeding on this by speeding them up. If they're in such a hurry, we'll play 'em in a hurry.
CALLER: Well, that's fine, but I can't understand what they're saying.
RUSH: Well, then, I'll tell you what we'll do. We'll speed 'em up even more for you. Thank you very much, Tom. I appreciate it.
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RUSH: All right. One more thing on the speeded-up clips. We're going to stick with this, folks. And we're not doing it to save time, although it does help us do that. We're doing it for a reason. I'm not going to tell you why we're doing it. I'm just not going to tell you. We're going to do it, but if you can't understand them for some reason -- now, I'm deaf and I understand them. Of course I have a transcript in front of me, and you don't. But always know this, after every sound bite I always parse it. I always tell you what was said because I always refute what was said. So be calm. Be cool. Everything's fine.
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Hilarious!