[Enterprise]

The dispatcher gets the valley girl gag me with a spoon with a pancake on the head while being stuned with a beeber award. Good grief! Either that or the dispatcher wins the "Is the party to whom I am speaking" award by Lily Tomlin.

"911 OPERATOR: And what do the suitcases have to do with anything?"

"911 OPERATOR: How did they open the door itself with the lock?"

"911 OPERATOR: OK, are you standing outside?"

[SmokingJoe]

Yup

"911 OPERATOR: And what do the suitcases have to do with anything?"

Huh?
If they were indeed thieves, wouldn't the presence of 2 suitcase outside indicate that they had just burgled 2 suitcase from the house?