Hilarious!
I love this:
While in Massachusetts in March, he explained his absence to acquaintances in Florida by saying that he had been tapped by the White House for shadowy missions in Iraq and Afghanistan, they said.
I can’t tell you how often some of my single female friends meet a guy in a bar, who can’t tell them too much about himself, because he is on a mission. He’s a gov’t assassin who’s back for a few weeks from Afghanistan. That kind of stuff. And since women love Fascists....
Then, they find out he’s a married farmer from Tennessee or something.
parsy.
Can't be blamed for wanting to explore something other than his cousin once in awhile...