Posted on 08/05/2009 5:11:45 PM PDT by maccaca
Despite being polar opposites in politics, Bill Clinton and Kim Jong-il are united by a love not merely of big hair but of the noble game of golf. Trouble is, both men are also known for the "creative accounting" when it comes to totting up their scorecards. In October 1994, for instance, the Dear Leader played his first ever round of golf at the testing 7,700-yard championship course at Pyongyang, and, according to the state media, completed all 18 holes in a mere 34 shots, a score some 25 shots lower than the next best round in history. What made his performance even more astonishing, if that were possible, was that Kim also recorded no less than five holes-in-one on his way round. With the odds of getting a single hole-in-one calculated by Golf Digest at around 12,000-1, to get five, and in your very first round, and without a single lesson, suggests true and unequivocal omnipotence.
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What makes them polar opposites. I give Clinton credit for governing much more down the middle than Obama, but in their hearts, Obama/Clinton and Kim Jong-il are soul mates. Obama is a thin-skin power hungry fascist.
Yeah Kim resembles a Tee.
What a marketing opportunity... a pair of “bobbleheads” with their golf gear...
I thought Bill Clinton was over 6’ tall and the il-maniac was like 4’11 or something?
I haven’t seen any MSM references to the Dear Leader offering attractive women from his “Joy Brigade” foe Bill Clinton to enjoy heavenly pleasures during his brief stay in the NKPR’s Workers’ Paradise. Besides Kim Jong Il’s enormous collection of XXX videos, the Dear Leader probably has an extensive video taping system to record his foreign guests’ fun times at the Munsu Guest House for future use as blackmail.
Supposedly Dear Leader has first pick of over 2,000 young virgins from the Manjoko “satisfaction team.” No doubt BC would find someone to satisfy his needs too, knowing that his reputation for seeking sexual relief anywhere he can get it, must be well known even in the Hermit Kingdom.
With these caddies, entirely possible!
Any word on the Shell’s wonderful world of golf pitting Tiger Woods vs. Kim Jong-IL. I would think Tiger would love to see that display.
Also, 7700 Yard Pyongyang Championship Course seems like a stout test. Will the R & A be looking to include it in the Open Championship Rotation?
i'd love to know what they are for
Heard Jong’s drives always come up a little short.
That general in the middle must have a lot of back pain
The pervert is trying to stick up for the little guy.
Amazing simply amazing...
Let’s see - 7,700 yards - 18 holes - 34 strokes - had to have at least 2 holes-in-one, and his average distance on each shot was over 226 yards...
Are you sure he didn’t play a put-put course? LOL
We sooooo lucky all of his time is taken up with running his immense empire instead of blowing Tiger Woods off the fairways.
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