[Fester Chugabrew]

Hehe. Maybe you had a beard and moustache back then. Read the latest almanac, though, and AARP ranks far and away above every publication when it comes to circulation numbers.

[SandRat]

The trash they was solicitations to contribute to some fund or such thing so that they could lobby on seniors behalf; citing “Didn't I want to help care for my Grandparents?”