[Popman]

Hierarchy of a Congressman concerns:
1. Himself
2. His fellow congressman
3. Special interest groups who funds his reelection
4. His family
5. His mistress
6. His pet
7. His toe fungus
8. His constituent

[angkor]

Exactly. Go along to get along.

$175K salary, good bennies, special status in DC, lots of vacation, easy work, staffers to do the heavy lifting.

What’s not to like.

Whiney constituents?

Who cares.

[TMA62]

You forgot one. Add “His Botox/Plastic Surgery” ahead of “His Mistress”