Mugabe's forces are approaching, commander. What should we do?
Lay down a barrage over their heads.
What munitions, sir? HE? beehive rounds?
No, use food.
Food, sir? Did I hear that right? You want to bombard them with food?
You betcha, soldier. Mugabe's troops will drop their weapons and gorge themselves into a stupor. We'll round them up without firing a shot in anger.
posted on 08/10/2009 8:26:34 PM PDT
(Why Does Obama Want Health Care in 4 Weeks When it Took Him 6 Months to Pick a Dog?)
posted on 08/11/2009 6:26:10 PM PDT
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