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To: wgflyer
Mugabe's forces are approaching, commander. What should we do?

Lay down a barrage over their heads.

What munitions, sir? HE? beehive rounds?

No, use food.

Food, sir? Did I hear that right? You want to bombard them with food?

You betcha, soldier. Mugabe's troops will drop their weapons and gorge themselves into a stupor. We'll round them up without firing a shot in anger.

14 posted on 08/10/2009 8:26:34 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (Why Does Obama Want Health Care in 4 Weeks When it Took Him 6 Months to Pick a Dog?)
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To: NonValueAdded

Well put!


15 posted on 08/11/2009 6:26:10 PM PDT by wgflyer (Liberalism is to society what HIV is to the immune system.)
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