[Kenny Bunk]

kelly, you are one hard-hearted member of the VRWC of Global Warming deniers. Last January, while sailing across the flats on my way to a PETA meeting in Sarasota, I think I saw a Polar Bear on a small white ice floe.

He ... or she ... looked at me very hungrily. I was so frightened I accidentally gybed and damned near spilled a pitcher of margaritas on my shorts.

This global warming must be stopped. Stopped I tell you. My wife saw it, too. Only she thought it was pink. At any rate, I am calling your Senator Boxer to demand, demand I tell you, that Polar Bears be covered under the Obama Health Care Initiative. Won't you join me? These creatures must be restored to their rightful place in the food chain.

[rockinqsranch]

Wondering if that was a Forrest Brooks impersonation?