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To: SolidWood
So, Mexico has figured out that it is not a good idea to create a black market.

If the USA ever figures that out, it will ruin my retirement plan.

I intend to smuggle cigarettes, toilet paper, transfats, booze, incandescent light bulbs, Yo-Yo's, SUV's or anything else our lords and masters care to ban or tax.

If the USA follows this lead, I may have to work the rest of my life.

183 posted on 08/21/2009 6:59:22 PM PDT by elkfersupper (Member of the Original Defiant Class)
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To: elkfersupper
the smuggler was getting richer each time he crossed the border, judging by the splendor of the refinements he wore.

The border patrol checked each time, searched his person, but could not find anything on him or on the donkey that he was leading.

Finally, one day, when the smuggler and agent were both retired, and having a drink at the cafe, the agent asked him,"I always knew you were smuggling, but could never catch you in the act. Just what was it you were smuggling?"

The retired smuggler took a swig off his drink, and paused for effect...."Donkeys."

184 posted on 08/21/2009 7:04:34 PM PDT by going hot (Happiness is a Momma Deuce)
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