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I suddenly don't feel so bad about some of my past dates...
1 posted on 08/29/2009 5:09:31 PM PDT by DemforBush
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To: DemforBush
I'm not going to say all my dates (first or otherwise) were fantastic -- but the worst of them was clearly FAR better than this!

Advice: Dump the loser, don't visit him in jail, don't accept any phone calls. Just sayin' *\;-)

2 posted on 08/29/2009 5:14:11 PM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: DemforBush

That’s nothing. I’ve had first dates that ended WAAAY worse(er) than that. Like the time.....


3 posted on 08/29/2009 5:15:12 PM PDT by KingLudd
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To: DemforBush

Without pictures, this is a tough one to call. I don’t want to cast any aspersions on this young laddie’s appearance or her personality, but the defense of “coyote ugly” comes to mind. You know, the guy wakes up with his arm trapped under his date and chews his arm off so as not to wake her.


6 posted on 08/29/2009 5:55:56 PM PDT by Steamburg ( Your wallet speaks the only language most politicians understand.)
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To: DemforBush

2000 Chevrolet Impala

More than I ever got on a first date.

8 posted on 08/29/2009 7:02:58 PM PDT by TChad
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