“What? You don’t have any ShamWows or Forarm Forklifts?”
Hell no!
What’s a Forearm Forklift?
Just the best thing going for moving stuff.
http://www.forearmforklift.com/
Movers have been using them for years and now you, yes you, can have your own. If you order in the next 5 minutes, we’ll send you not one, not two, but 5 forearm forklifts for only $19.95. And we’ll throw in the bonus extensions and cradle for free. This is a limited time offer that will be available today and every day for the next year. But order now!