For years we thought the day they took the guns would be the day the revolution started. But considering sedentary bovine America today, it’ll be the day they take the net. Imagine a hoard of millions of zitfaced virgins decending upon the White House because Maobama pulled the plug on their World of Warcraft.
Ok, this made me spew my screen!
You jest, however, the taking of the internet will indeed be the act that spurs the revolt!