As Joe Kennedy considers run, Chávez ties loom

Boston Globe ^ | 09/06/09 | Michael Rezendes and Noah Bierman

[libstripper]

To reduce the story to its essentials, Kennedy has received Chavez' oil and used that oil to build a matrix of enterprises that he's likely to use as a launching pad for a U. S. Senate campaign, all while he's trying to convince people he isn't beholden to Chavez. Hell, if he gets elected, he might as well be the Senator from Venezuela, not Massachusetts.

[dusttoyou]

the majority of the people of Mass-of-2-$h !ts would vote for Chavez for Senator, let alone a mere Chavez booster...

BINGO!!

[Patsygirl]

Do we “really need or want” another member of That Kennedy Family?

[Little Bill]

Let us sort this out. Joe is Banging an aide while his brother Michael is banging the Babysitter.

Joe gets an annulment and divorces his wife, marries the aide, Michael keeps his wife, pays off the baby sitter and Arkancides a tree.

Joe resigns as a Congresscritter after his wife writes a book about what a lowlife scum Joe is, she is a Mellon after all, and the favors the Archdiocese handed him.

Joe, who has an IQ of 7, goes out on the campaign trail, with all of the oratorical skill of mumbles and expects to be anointed Senator.

[nufsed]

I th9ught POatrick was the dumb one. You mean there's more than one?

I guess the dumbs ones are the voters.

[Little Bill]

Obviously you are not a Masshole or an Ex-one. I spent 42 years as the right opposition and fled. The Kennedy’s breed like Rats and have a genetic propensity to stupidity.

[nufsed]

I like it when they’re elected. Then when they’re stopped for a drunk driving crash at 2 AM, the can tell us they were on their way to the capital for a roll call vote.