[fortunecookie]

A doctor told me that because I have a lot of allergies I probably never would have cancer, now this new good news about my fat thighs.

Really? I have lots of allergies, love that golden rod and ragweed out now. That would be good news. Now - about those cookies... ;-)

[Ditter]

Well the cookies are to plump up my thighs for more heart attack protection silly!