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I hope no one minds, but I redesigned the Clinton Library the way I thought it ought to look in honor of the man's sterling contributions to our land and our culture.

You're on the right track.

Now, if you could only:

Put a pack of sleeping coon dogs under the overhang;
Put the car up on blocks;
Add another couple of cars, on blocks;
Disassemble the engines and trannies and scatter them next to the car bodies;
Stick in an outhouse -- in the front yard, of course;
Put a water pump jack in next to the crapper, of course;
Add an oil slick (from changing motor oil) to the creek;
Park a beat up row boat next to the slick;
Pound a lot of dents in the trailer;
Hang out some wash by the front door;
Park a pickup truck by the front door;
Add some snuff stains to the driver's door;
Add a few classy stickers to all the bumpers;
Add thousands and thousands of flying insects everywhere;
Place mounds of trash just about everywhere;
Add a business sign -- something like "Bubba's Bait, Bibles and Beer" -- over the entrance;
Place another sign titled "Fresh Gigged Frogs" next to the road.

Do all this in good taste, and you might just capture the essence of Bill and Hill.