[I see my hands]

"The left and nutroots are using it as a tactic to discredit the real photos"

Yeah, it’s good to tell the truth but should a Leftist criticize you fairly or unfairly: it is no matter. Answer like this:

Lefty: “Hey! That photo is fake!” or "I like your shirt."

You or me: “Go to Hell, you stinking piece of filth."

[loungitude]

Or, one of my favorites, “Go f*** a tree.”

[The Comedian]

Lefty: “Hey! That photo is fake!” or "I like your shirt."

You or me: “Go to Hell, you stinking piece of filth."

Lefty: "Excuse me, do you have the time?"

Me: "It's time for you to self-abort, you scum-sucking parasite!"

Note that both responses are equally valid to *any* inquiry from the Left. Additionally, any portion of an exorcism ritual may be submitted as a greeting to any statist.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.