Pictured: Fireball terror as passenger jet with faulty landing gear crash-lands on runway

MailOnline ^ | 9-14-09 | Allen Hall

[70times7]

It’s yours! I’ll let you know where to send the royality checks...

[Niteflyr]

LOL - all ya really need is the punch line. The rest can be built to suit.

and it was such a good joke!

[SoldierDad]

Wow. Talk about road rash.

[Niteflyr]

Wow. Talk about road rash.

for sure gonna leave a mark...

[Cheetahcat]

“I’d rather fly Airbus than Tupolev.”

Same here.

[Cheetahcat]

“Fokker, doing the crash landings that Airbuses won’t do.”

Good one LOL.

[Don Corleone]

If it ain’t Boeing I ain’t going!

[70times7]

The worst thing about airbus is the smell from the blue water rooms in the back. Well, that and the breakdowns.

BTW, who says Airbuses don’t crash land? Hey, you didn't apply the caveat "successfully".

[70times7]

for sure gonna leave a mark.

more specific...

[Nik Naym]

That Fokker is SUPPOSED to drag its tail on landing.

[wardaddy]

that was good for someone so far aways from the rest of us hoss.

[Cheetahcat]

The worst thing about airbus is the smell from the blue water rooms in the back. Well, that and the breakdowns.
BTW, who says Airbuses don’t crash land? Hey, you didn’t apply the caveat “successfully”.

LOL Thanks.

[SiVisPacemParaBellum]

It was good enough to get me laughing well before the punchline. 'Joystick Tugger'?!

[444Flyer]

I'll admit, it took me a long time but here goes:

I am serious... and don't call me Fokker.

[444Flyer]

You see? I RUSHED the joke and ended up with a doohickey to the right of the photo, didn't get the bold letters that I had planned and missed my quotations.

[packrat35]

pucker factor=HIGH

[70times7]

Shirley, you jest.

[70times7]

Don’t worry about the quotations. I spoke with Bartlett, he is familar with them.

[knarf]

Heh ... am old one liner I’ll use at an ‘appropriate time’ is the statement .. “That’s a mess o’ $h!t ........ don’t get me wrong ... that’s a German airplane”

[calex59]

Old joke, Swede(with heavy accent) is telling an audience of rapt listeners about his war time air combat experience, “These two Fokkers came out of the sun”, he tells them, One guy says, “Yeah, those Fokkers were deadly aircraft!”, the old guy says,”No, no those two Fokkers were flying Messerschmidts”! I heard that one when I was in the army, about 1960, from an ex-member of the Wehrmacht.