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Hey buddy...you think its bad now? Wait until yer married....it's all downhill from here.

prisoner6

1 posted on 09/15/2009 10:58:11 PM PDT by prisoner6
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To: prisoner6

With luck, she’ll have amnesia...


2 posted on 09/15/2009 10:59:22 PM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 237 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
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To: prisoner6

wow, don’t think this is a good omen.


3 posted on 09/15/2009 11:00:10 PM PDT by television is just wrong (one bad ass mistake America!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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Friends don’t let friends drive engaged...


4 posted on 09/15/2009 11:00:47 PM PDT by BigCinBigD (Remember. There's no "U" in Government.)
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To: prisoner6

Ouch.


5 posted on 09/15/2009 11:03:22 PM PDT by allmost
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Next: Newlywed Couple Survives Plane Crash Shortly After Departure For Honeymoon.


8 posted on 09/15/2009 11:04:29 PM PDT by period end of story (Give me a firm spot, and I will move the world.)
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To: prisoner6

One disaster followed by the next.


10 posted on 09/15/2009 11:05:51 PM PDT by Rickcbw
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Didn’t he ever hear of candlelight and dinner??? geez


11 posted on 09/15/2009 11:06:23 PM PDT by tina07 (In loving memory of my father,WWII Vet. CBI 10/16/42-12/17/45, d. 11/1/85 -Happy B'day Daddy 2/20/23)
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Are they going to tie pieces of the wreckage to the back of their next vehicle?


12 posted on 09/15/2009 11:06:31 PM PDT by CougarGA7 (My tagline is an honor student at Free Republic Elementary School.)
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Betrothed till death do us part?


13 posted on 09/15/2009 11:09:37 PM PDT by SoldierDad (Proud Dad of a U.S. Army Infantry Soldier whose wife is expecting twins.)
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To: prisoner6

Good thing he didn’t get down on one knee to ask her. They might have had an accident they couldn’t explain to the cops.


14 posted on 09/15/2009 11:09:38 PM PDT by antiunion person (PALIN/COULTER 2012)
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To: prisoner6

Usually, when she says, “Yes,” you straighten up.

I wonder how he drifted ...


15 posted on 09/15/2009 11:11:41 PM PDT by Daniel II (I'm Jim Thompson, this is my brother Jimmy, and this is my other brother Jimmy)
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"Look, Mr. Jefferies, I'm not an educated woman, but I can tell you one thing. When a man and a woman see each other and like each other they ought to come together - wham! Like a couple of taxis on Broadway, not sit around analyzing each other like two specimens in a bottle." - Stella in Rear Window (as acted by Thelma Ritter
17 posted on 09/15/2009 11:17:20 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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The local paper, the Washington Observer-Reporter’s online edition has put up the following....

5 injured in head-on collision in Donegal
9/15/2009 10:26 PM

Donegal Township police said five people were injured Tuesday evening in a head-on collision on Route 40 west of the Claysville exit of Interstate 70.

According to a reporter at the scene, police said the driver of a pickup truck traveling west leaned over to kiss his fiancee before the accident occurred. The truck collided with an oncoming car, which carried four occupants.

Three of those occupants and the driver of the truck were transported to area hospitals by medical helicopter. The passenger of the truck was taken away in an ambulance.


18 posted on 09/15/2009 11:23:53 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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Another Darwin nomination in the workz ...


19 posted on 09/15/2009 11:27:52 PM PDT by Lmo56
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Bush’s fault!!!

/s


20 posted on 09/15/2009 11:32:41 PM PDT by digital-olive
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To: prisoner6

He was racist for doing that!


21 posted on 09/15/2009 11:34:47 PM PDT by Shaka
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To: Slings and Arrows

Not a ping, ping.


22 posted on 09/15/2009 11:44:44 PM PDT by BlackVeil
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Good morning, p6. You’re up early..or just getting to bed.


24 posted on 09/15/2009 11:53:20 PM PDT by karatemom
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Let me know when the wedding’s scheduled. I want to stay home that day.


25 posted on 09/16/2009 12:06:23 AM PDT by ArmstedFragg (hoaxy dopey changey)
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“If you don’t marry me, I’m going to wreck this truck!”

“Well, um...”

“I swear. I’m going to crash this thing!”

“I’m thinking! I’m thinking!”

“Here comes a car!”

“Okay, yes, I’ll marry you. Now, get back on your own side... (SCREECH! CRASH!)... Herbert, the wedding’s off! You never listen to me!”


28 posted on 09/16/2009 12:26:03 AM PDT by OrangeHoof (YES WE CAN have a Depression.)
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