That should be easy to accomplish: "It is no longer ACORN policy to provide advice on how to falsify tax forms and set-up a child prostitution business, unless the pimp and prostitute in question are known to the ACORN representative, either from working side-by-side in the same establishment or from regular observation on community street corners. Further, we no longer support prostitution if the hookers are illegal aliens and under age; our support for brothels is limited to those that only violate one law or the other, not both."
That will make things so much better!
Can't have any more of those pesky audio/video recording devices making their way in!