[The Comedian]

If anything happens to Beck, I won't be the only one going on an extended hunting trip.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[B-Chan]

With all due respect: even if Obama has Beck run through a wood-chipper, Fargo-style, on national TV, you won't do jack.

It's fun to talk tough on the internet, but if you try that "goin' huntin'" jazz in real life they'll grease you in a parking garage and no one will ever know. You won't even make the news. And if you do, they'll kill you and say you were a white supremacist child molester.

So cool it with the macho posturing. It's embarrassing.

[netmilsmom]

I’m soooooo with you.