[Slump Tester]

"One more 9/11-style event here, and the demons will start arriving in copper jackets. "

Yeah, just like the retribution they recieved the last time, huh?

[The Comedian]

Yeah, just like the retribution they recieved the last time, huh?

Last time, most Americans had no idea about Islam, which is why they fell for President Bush's stupid "Religion of peace" crap.

Now, all Americans are aware of Islam. Half of us want it wiped out, and the other half want to kiss its behind.

Things just devolve into little regional civil wars from here,

liberals/Muslims/entitlementards vs. productive Americans.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.