[Two Kids' Dad]

“Directions? Sure. You take the Byrd Turnpike up over the Byrd Bridge and turn right at Byrd Boulevard. Continue straight until you get to the 3rd Byrd federal building and then make a left at Byrd Road. Go up just past Byrd Street and through Byrd Tunnel until you...”

[Verginius Rufus]

Funny, except that the ambulances were sent to his residence in Virginia, not his home in WV.

He needs to recover. There are 55 counties in WV and there could still be one or two lacking a public building named for Robert C. Byrd.

Besides, it's better to have him as a non-voting Senator than to have a Democrat in there who can actually show up and vote.

[snuffy smiff]

Now was that a left at the Robert D. Byrd high school or the Robert D. Byrd middle school? If you passed the Robert D. Byrd library then you went too far. Turn around and go right on the Byrd Parkway until you get...

I lived in Clarksburg WV for a little over a year back in the early 2000’s-the most miserable place I’ve ever been.