[NightOfTheLivingDems]

Police will be charging Jackson with institutional vandalism.

Thus closing the lid on the case.

When I was in junior high school we had a guy who was the grand wizard of bathroom vandalism. He'd take a length of tissue and place it in the bowl then tap-dance the flush handle like Fred Astaire until the entire roll spun off at about 500 rpm and disappeared down the tubes.

His next stunt was to stand on a sink and jump up and down until he and the sink crashed to the floor, the broken water connections spraying the room.

He then advanced to depth charges, sending M-80's down the third-floor plumbing with waterproof fuses sputtering. Geysers erupted on the third, pipe ruptures crippled the second, first and basement. All within a week until he was expelled.

He later turned up in my high school and promptly ripped the pay phones off the wall of the lobby, repeatedly rammed a donated car with dogged determination against the outside brick wall of the industrial arts class, was arrested for using a Thompson machine gun to cut down trees, and planted homemade bombs on power line towers, exploding late at night but not bringing them down.

[Raven6]

And then he went on to enlist in the Marine Corp, later becoming part of Force Recon Atlantic...

Raven6
:-)

[a fool in paradise]

Sounds like you went to junior high with one of the Weather Underground.

[Titan Magroyne]

Two questions:

Why? and;

What's he doing these days?