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Houston Woman Fries and Eats Pet Goldfish After Fight With Husband
FoxNews ^ | September 30, 2009

Posted on 09/30/2009 7:49:50 AM PDT by Joiseydude

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To: Rennes Templar
"They asked her why she did it, but she was just being koi about it."

The police found trace elements of buttermilk and flour at the scene, leading them to charge her with battery.

21 posted on 09/30/2009 8:08:36 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: equalitybeforethelaw

Carp/Cat, not much difference in cleanliness. But at least the carp don’t pee behind the couch.


22 posted on 09/30/2009 8:09:08 AM PDT by oneolcop (Lead, Follow or Get the hell out of the way!)
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To: swain_forkbeard

She can claim it was an indoor fish farm.


23 posted on 09/30/2009 8:09:29 AM PDT by Elderberry
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To: Joiseydude

It wasn’t Chuck Knoblouch’s wife was it?


24 posted on 09/30/2009 8:16:44 AM PDT by angcat ("I want to thank the Good Lord for making me a Yankee.")
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To: OB1kNOb

ROFLMAO!


25 posted on 09/30/2009 8:17:34 AM PDT by Joiseydude (I'd rather die on my feet, than live on my knees. Live free or die.)
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To: Unassuaged

OMG I saw that movie..... I still have nightmares about it.


26 posted on 09/30/2009 8:21:16 AM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (Blankety blankety blank)
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To: Joiseydude

I don’t think its a crime at all. A goldfish is just a small carp. BUT, she has shown an impulse of “crazy”. He should be careful not to enrage her, and carefully sneak away,,,,forever.


27 posted on 09/30/2009 8:21:28 AM PDT by DesertRhino (Dogs earn thi title of "man's best friend", Muslims hate dogs,,add that up.)
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To: Joiseydude

This is a news story? Perhaps a feature for the Food Channel...


28 posted on 09/30/2009 8:21:46 AM PDT by achilles2000 (Shouting "fire" in a burning building is doing everyone a favor...whether they like it or not)
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To: angcat

Haha -


29 posted on 09/30/2009 8:21:57 AM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (Blankety blankety blank)
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To: Rennes Templar

“just being koi about it.” ROFLMAO.


30 posted on 09/30/2009 8:22:33 AM PDT by DesertRhino (Dogs earn thi title of "man's best friend", Muslims hate dogs,,add that up.)
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Hiya Honey,
How are you doing! How is the family!
Do you miss the dysfunctional state of PA
31 posted on 09/30/2009 8:23:21 AM PDT by angcat ("I want to thank the Good Lord for making me a Yankee.")
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To: angcat
Great - thanks - hope you are well too - I'm in dysfunctional Houston area (not too near this woman but still close enough to crazies) - so I can't complain too much about PA.. lol

On the news last night they were trailing Knoblauch and talking about his common law wife. lol Living in that big beautiful house and doesn't have the decency to marry the woman? Sheesh...

32 posted on 09/30/2009 8:28:23 AM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (Blankety blankety blank)
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To: Elderberry

Eating Raoul


33 posted on 09/30/2009 8:28:42 AM PDT by seton89
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To: Joiseydude

That’s why I keep a scorpion farm. You never have this kind of problem with a scorpion farm.


34 posted on 09/30/2009 8:31:30 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
I remember when he was married to his first wife about 10 years ago. Apparently she dumped him and he was devastated about that. He has not been right since the Yanks sent him on his way. It must have been the steroids. I was also thinking the “common law” wife was probably a low life just like him.
35 posted on 09/30/2009 8:31:47 AM PDT by angcat ("I want to thank the Good Lord for making me a Yankee.")
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To: Billthedrill
Well, that depends...

Man eats a scorpion

36 posted on 09/30/2009 8:33:17 AM PDT by TChris (There is no freedom without the possibility of failure.)
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To: Joiseydude
Did she remove the scales?
37 posted on 09/30/2009 8:34:44 AM PDT by right way right
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To: EyeGuy
Recipes, we need recipes. And here, I’ve just been giving away my giant Koi when they outgrow my pond......

Carp is Crap.

38 posted on 09/30/2009 8:35:29 AM PDT by SC DOC
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To: Joe 6-pack

Its unhealthy. She could be trouble for frying instead of grilling or broiling.


39 posted on 09/30/2009 8:35:49 AM PDT by rod1
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To: SC DOC

My wife tells me some Koi are worth tens of thousands of dollars.

Those are investment goldfish.


40 posted on 09/30/2009 8:36:48 AM PDT by rod1
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