Posted on 09/30/2009 12:02:30 PM PDT by Steelfish
Cops: Woman Eats Ex's Goldfish After Spat
Fight over jewelry leads to untimely demise in frying pan for seven pet fish
Sept . 30, 2009
PASADENA, Texas - Authorities say a Houston-area woman who was burned up at her former common-law husband fried their pet goldfish and ate some of them.
Pasadena police say it's a civil matter and no charges will be filed. The seven goldfish were purchased together by the couple during happier times.
Police spokesman Vance Mitchell says the man reported on Saturday that the woman took the goldfish from his apartment.
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WANDA? R..r..r..rr..rrev...revenge!!
Cheers!
And there's more...
She was quickly apprehended after police set up a massive dragnet and found her hiding at a girlfriend's house who was subsequently charged with harboring a fugitive.
Sobriety tests indicated both woman were intoxicated and police placed them in a drunk tank.
At her arraignment her attorney requested she be released without posting bail stating: "Your honor my client is the sole proprietor of a business. There is no need for the district attorney to carp about her alleged misdeeds. These charges are nothing more than a red herring to distract the court from the real crime which was committed by her boyfriend. Over a period of days he has been driving her crazy with his out of tune guitar playing."
The district attorney replied: "You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish. Unless of course, you play bass.
You win sodium, you lose sodium ;-)
War of the Roses reference for those that don't get it...she told him she made Pâté out of his dog
Good thing they didn’t have a pet bunny rabbit. ;)
Ruthless People.
Still trying to figure out the portable vacuum scene; Mrs. Hodar doesn’t seem appreciate it.
Whatever social disturbance happens in Stink-adena should surprise no one — it is a very blue collar place.
No animal cruelty charge?
I guess goldfish aren't "cute" enough.
nice reference!
Cheers!
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