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Girl tries to sell 'annoying' grandma on eBay
Orlando Sentinel ^ | October 2, 2009 | Katie Powalski

Posted on 10/02/2009 11:07:40 AM PDT by americanophile

Marian Goodall is a disabled 61-year-old grandmother who lives with her son’s family. She is recovering from knee surgery, and apparently her 10-year-old granddaughter is growing weary of caring for granny. Zoe put "Nan" on eBay, calling her grandmother "annoying" but "very cuddly and loves word searches." The bids got to $3,276 before eBay removed the listing because it violated its policy banning the sale of, well, human beings. Little Zoe says that the prank was all in good fun, and that she had no idea her grandmother would get such high bids.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: ebay; granmother; sale
Wow.
1 posted on 10/02/2009 11:07:41 AM PDT by americanophile
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To: americanophile

future ebay and garage sale queen/


2 posted on 10/02/2009 11:09:04 AM PDT by GeronL
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To: americanophile

She’ll make a good Obamaton.

Just a baby step from selling grandma to eliminating grandma.


3 posted on 10/02/2009 11:09:16 AM PDT by chrisser (Tweet not, lest ye a twit be.)
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To: americanophile

Wow, $3,276 for a whole grandma. Imagine the break up value if Zoe just sold her organs!


4 posted on 10/02/2009 11:13:41 AM PDT by Buck W. (The President of the United States IS named Schickelgruber...)
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To: Buck W.

hahaha...sum-of-parts value of granny


5 posted on 10/02/2009 11:15:21 AM PDT by americanophile (Sarcasm: satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language.)
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To: chrisser

I’d have to meet the grandma, first.
Been there, know how the kid feels.


6 posted on 10/02/2009 11:15:30 AM PDT by SJSAMPLE
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To: americanophile

If “Little Zoe” lives past her teenage pregnancies, her gangsta wanna-be boyfriend, and her foray into “recreational” drug use, she may live to a ripe old age herself. She should hope the law of “what goes around comes around” passes her by, in that case. I have a feeling that society in the future will be even less unkind to elderly infirm humans than it is already.


7 posted on 10/02/2009 11:16:53 AM PDT by mrsmel (Put the Gitmo terrorists near Capitol Hill.)
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To: americanophile

“...and that she had no idea her grandmother would get such high bids.” LOL!


8 posted on 10/02/2009 11:19:40 AM PDT by 21twelve (Drive Reality out with a pitchfork if you want , it always comes back.)
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Yup, she’s a “clunker.


9 posted on 10/02/2009 11:23:14 AM PDT by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: mrsmel
If “Little Zoe” lives past her teenage pregnancies, her gangsta wanna-be boyfriend, and her foray into “recreational” drug use, she may live to a ripe old age herself. She should hope the law of “what goes around comes around” passes her by, in that case. I have a feeling that society in the future will be even less unkind to elderly infirm humans than it is already.

At age 10, she's just the right age for reaching old age exactly when the anti-elderly seeds planed now reach full growth.

10 posted on 10/02/2009 11:25:12 AM PDT by Colonel Kangaroo
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lol ping


11 posted on 10/02/2009 11:27:01 AM PDT by Shimmer1 (Don 't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.)
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To: americanophile
She'll be a good libtard when she grows up!
12 posted on 10/02/2009 11:28:57 AM PDT by LooneyTick (Of all the things in life I've lost, I miss my mind the most!)
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To: Colonel Kangaroo

True. At that right, I hope she’s reconciled to the idea that she will never run the risk of being a “PITA” to the younger generation, because they’ll just turn her in for being over the expiration date.


13 posted on 10/02/2009 11:29:14 AM PDT by mrsmel (Put the Gitmo terrorists near Capitol Hill.)
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To: 21twelve
There's lots of people on FR who hate old NaughtiusMaximus for a number of reasons, but my reply is going to swamp their pettifogging and caluminations and put me well ahead of the pack in popularity.

“...and that she had no idea her grandmother would get such high bids.” LOL!

Of course grandmother's get high bids, little girl, grandmothers are precious in the sight of everyone who has one or who remembers one. I would bid a million dollars if I could have my grandmother back.

14 posted on 10/02/2009 11:33:24 AM PDT by NaughtiusMaximus (Hey, O'Riley! I'd rather be a CRACKER than a CASPAR.)
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