I'll tell y'all why Obama lost... he did it the Chicago Way, his way, not the Blazing Saddles Way that we all know works to perfection!
Whoa? We came all the way back through space and time... to see this empty suit idiot blow it?
Hey, I let Jimmy Cater see my flying saucer... and he didn't do a single good thing for me or Mars!
I got all you beat. I gave Bill Clinton the best three minutes of his life... and the dumb sumbitch then spilled a full glass of water on me!
Well, you got to give the devils their due... the Bamster did have Michelle with him and she certainly packs the equipment to be first in the Blazing Saddles Campfire Bean Eating Way!
Michelle is priceless...she is the entitled one...